Ghosts · Edinburgh
The Night of Wonders in Mary King's Close
Mary King's Close, under the Royal Mile, Edinburgh
Spooky: for older readers
In Edinburgh, not long before 1685, there lived a law agent called Thomas Coltheart, who did business about the courts. At flitting time, when people moved house, he took a new house in Mary King's Close.
On the Saturday, as his maid was carrying up some of the lighter furniture, a neighbour stopped her. Was she going to live in that house? Yes, said the maid, she was hired for the half-year. “If you live there,” said the neighbour, “I assure you you will have more company than yourselves.” By the time she'd been up and down the close a few more times and heard more, the maid told her mistress she wouldn't stay in a house that was haunted, and she left.
Mrs Coltheart begged her husband not to take the house. He only smiled and moved in that very night.
On Sunday afternoon he lay down for a sleep, and his wife sat by the bed reading her Bible. She happened to look up at the door of a little room just opposite, and there was the head and face of an old man, grey-haired and grey-bearded, staring straight at her. She tried to wake her husband and fainted clean away, and didn't come round until she heard the neighbours coming home from church. Thomas said it was only her fancy.
That night they built up a big fire and went to bed. Soon Thomas himself saw the old man's head, by the chimney. He lit a candle, and they lay there praying. After an hour or more, a little child in a coat appeared, hanging in the air near the old man's head. Then came a bare arm, from the elbow down, floating towards the bed and stretching out its hand as if to shake his. Thomas called out to it in the name of God to say why it troubled his family. He had never wronged any man, he said, and if it had been wronged, he would do his best to put it right. But it should trouble him no more.
The arm only came nearer, still politely offering its hand. Then a little dog trotted out of the small room, looked about, and curled up on a chair with its nose in its tail as if to sleep. A cat came leaping out after it and began to play tricks in the middle of the floor. Then the whole room was full of tiny creatures dancing prettily, such as neither of them had ever seen and had no name for.
The couple knelt on the bed and prayed. Then came a deep, dreadful groan, like a strong man dying, and every one of the visions vanished back into the little room. The house was quiet. The Colthearts went hand in hand into that very room, where their drink was kept, and had a good draught. “My dear,” said Thomas, “God hath made me this night to bear that which would have affrighted to death the stoutest of them all.”
He lived in the house for the rest of his life, and was never troubled like that again.